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  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Names: Fletcher, Jessica, author | Land, Jon, author.

  Title: manuscript for murder: a Murder, She Wrote mystery: a novel / by Jessica Fletcher & Jon Land.

  Other titles: Murder, she wrote (Television program)

  Description: First edition. | New York: Berkley Prime Crime, 2018. | Series: [Murder she wrote; 48] | “Based on the Universal Television series created by Peter S. Fischer, Richard Levinson & William Link.”

  Identifiers: LCCN 2018018553 | ISBN 9780451489302 (Hardcover) | ISBN 9780451489319 (ebook)

  Subjects: LCSH: Fletcher, Jessica—Fiction. | Women novelists—Fiction. | BISAC: FICTION/Mystery & Detective/Women Sleuths. | FICTION/Mystery & Detective/General. | GSAFD: Mystery fiction

  Classification: LCC PS3552.A376 A68 2018 | DDC 813/.54—dc23

  LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2018018553

  First Edition: November 2018

  Jacket photographs: bookstore by Johann Helgason/Shutterstock Images; book stacks by Africa Studio/Shutterstock Images

  Jacket design by Katie Anderson

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the authors’ imaginations or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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  For Michelle Vega, Tara O’Connor, Jen Monroe, Tom Colgan, and everyone at Berkley. Thanks for making me part of a great team!

  And a special acknowledgment to Zach Bain Shippee for helping me carry the torch so brilliantly lit by his grandfather, the great Donald Bain.

  Contents

  Other Books in the Murder, She Wrote Series

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-one

  Chapter Twenty-two

  Chapter Twenty-three

  Chapter Twenty-four

  Chapter Twenty-five

  Chapter Twenty-six

  Chapter Twenty-seven

  Chapter Twenty-eight

  Chapter Twenty-nine

  About the Authors

  The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes.

  —SHERLOCK HOLMES IN THE HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES BY SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE

  Chapter One

  “What’s the most fun you ever had killing someone?”

  I’ve been asked just about everything at book events, but that question was a first. I looked out from behind the podium at the woman who posed it, and found it wasn’t a woman at all but a girl who looked to be in her teens. She was chomping on some gum and holding one of those energy drinks, this one colored aquamarine of all things. What flavor was that exactly? Maybe I’d ask her later.

  “Well, I’ve written so many books,” I said, still forming the rest of my response. “Let’s see. . . .” Drawing a blank, I thought I’d try a different approach. “The first thing that comes to mind isn’t actually from one of my books at all. It’s from a story written by Roald Dahl called ‘Lamb to the Slaughter.’”

  In the back row, Seth Hazlitt and Mort Metzger, who’d made the trip from Cabot Cove to New York to help celebrate the release of my latest book, started bowing invisible violins, knowing what happened sometimes when I got off on a tangent at these things. I pried my eyes off them and returned my focus to the teenage girl who’d posed the question.

  “A woman murders her husband with a frozen leg of lamb,” I continued, “then cooks and serves it to the police investigating the case. It was adapted for an old TV show called Alfred Hitchcock Presents, and the last line, spoken by the lead detective as he bites into the lamb, is something to the effect of ‘I’m sure the solution is right under our noses.’”

  Seth and Mort were feigning yawns now, leaving me contemplating ways I might be able to get even. Maybe I’d invite them over for dinner; maybe I’d even serve lamb. Then ag
ain, given my reputation as a cook, they probably wouldn’t show up.

  The teenage girl was jotting down notes on a pad, something I was hardly used to at a book signing. It was rare even for press people to take notes these days, preferring to just switch on their cell phones to record the interview. Not that I did a lot of interviews. Writers are famous only to those who read our books and I’ve never been comfortable with the whole nature of celebrity. It was something that belonged to film and television stars, not authors, and particularly not me.

  “Anyone else?” I asked those assembled at Otto Penzler’s fabulous Mysterious Book Shop, located on Warren Street in Manhattan’s Tribeca neighborhood.

  It had been in business for about the same length of time I’d been a published author, and I so loved cramming in people for an event like this, surrounded by books by the true legends of our craft, any number of them signed first editions. There was something about being inside a place with such a sense of history, with so many titles and authors that have stood the test of time, that made me appreciate my career and whatever level of success I’d managed to achieve. Many of those whose work was prominently featured were no longer with us, but their books always would be.

  I watched a few hands rise into the air, and was about to call on a man this time when I spotted a figure weaving his way to a chair in a row toward the back. I recognized Thomas Rudd immediately, even though the years had not treated him well since the last time we’d met. He’d been an author of some repute, a master of noir whose work had regularly appeared on the New York Times paperback bestseller list, until that list went away a few years back. We shared the same publisher and I’d heard that publication of Rudd’s latest effort had been canceled, mostly because the head of the imprint we shared deemed it unpublishable. I’d also heard that he’d quit writing after a brazen display at our publisher’s office in which he’d flung the pages of his rejected manuscript into the face of an assistant.

  Looking at Rudd now, I could see why he wasn’t writing. He was one of those people who’d looked old even when he was young, and now that he was older, he looked wan, worn, and much the worse for wear. The tweed suit I never saw him out of was draped over his emaciated frame and made for a perfect match with Rudd’s sallow, hollow cheeks mottled with several days of stubble. His eyes were drawn and rheumy, with bags the size of orange slices sagging beneath them. He took a seat but didn’t look settled at all, fidgeting with his knees as they knocked this way and that.

  “Mrs. Fletcher,” started the man I’d forgotten I’d called upon, “which do you find more interesting: the mysteries you make up or the very real ones you often end up involved in?”

  “That’s quite a question,” I said, glad it had distracted me from the presence of Thomas Rudd, though my gaze drifted back his way to find him picking at his fingernails. “I like to be in control, and I also like it when good triumphs in the end and everything gets wrapped up in a nice, satisfying package. So I’d have to go with the real ones.”

  I waited for the smattering of laughter to die down before continuing. “The truth is, writing is about organization and predictability, neither of which comes into play much with reality. I seem to stumble into the mysteries I do mostly to help people, and let me say this to answer your question,” I told the man. “I think that kind of experience in the real world has made me a better writer, because it’s brought me a great appreciation of the cost of crime. How many people are affected and hurt when someone is killed. I guess you could call that collateral damage, and I believe it’s what reality is all about yet what fiction usually pays little attention to.”

  The man nodded, smiling. In the back row, Seth and Mort were now pretending to be asleep. Thomas Rudd was studying me intently, as if something I’d just said resonated with him somehow. Before I could continue, Otto stepped out in his typically stately fashion.

  “That’s all the time we have, but Jessica will be staying with us to sign books for you, backlist included. Right, Mrs. Fletcher?”

  “Of course.” I smiled, already moving to take my chair behind the signing table before a sea of Sharpies and a bottle of water.

  Many writers will tell you they detest these things, and while some do, the vast majority of us revel in the opportunity to meet and greet our readers. After all, they made the effort to come out and spend their hard-earned money for a brand-new hardcover just to have me sign it. I’ve never been able to accurately express how much that means to me, especially given the fact that the only book signings I’ve ever attended have been my own.

  Based on the depletion of the pile, I probably signed around forty as the store’s staff assisted me and while Seth and Mort busied themselves at the wine and cheese station, doing their best to take advantage of Otto’s hospitality. It wasn’t until the line neared its end that I recalled Thomas Rudd’s tardy appearance and gazed out past the chairs more of the staff were folding up, but he was nowhere to be found.

  * * *

  • • •

  Once I’d finished signing, Seth, Mort, and I walked the short distance to Le Pain Quotidien, just up the street from the Mysterious Book Shop. I’d invited Otto to join us but he’d declined, saying he had a prior engagement with Lee Child and David Morrell.

  “Reacher and Rambo,” he said, a bit guiltily. “How could I say no?”

  “Well, you’re buying next time,” I told him.

  “Deal!”

  Le Pain Quotidien might’ve been a chain, but each LPQ I’d eaten at felt like a stand-alone. Even the pastries tasted different, as if each store added its own wrinkle to the mix. It was the perfect place to go when you wanted more than a snack but less than a full meal and it featured a bright, airy atmosphere populated mostly by patrons comparable to the teenage girl who’d asked me my favorite way to murder someone.

  “That was a great answer you gave that girl,” Mort commented, “about that episode from Alfred Hitchcock. I remember seeing it.”

  “Never realized it was based on a story, ayuh,” noted Seth. “I was always more partial to The Twilight Zone, anyway.”

  “Plenty of those were based on short stories, too, some by the likes of Richard Matheson.”

  “Who?”

  “He wrote the episode ‘Nightmare at 20,000 Feet.’”

  “What?”

  “William Shatner starred in it.”

  “Oh yeah.” Seth nodded. “That was a good one. I’m thinking of picking up some Ronald Dahl now, thanks to you, Jessica.”

  “It’s Roald Dahl, Seth.”

  “Isn’t that what I just said?”

  We were about to laugh, all three of us, when the disheveled Thomas Rudd entered Le Pain Quotidien and shambled toward our table like a scarecrow walking away from its perch.

  “Mind if I join you?” he asked as he reached our table.

  Without waiting for our answer, Rudd spun the lone empty chair around and shoved it forward, forcing Seth and Mort to shift their chairs aside. Rudd straddled his chair, his worn tweed suit smelling damp and musty. At least, I thought it was the suit. His appearance suggested a general lack of hygiene, as if he’d given up caring about more than just his writing. I couldn’t tell whether the second scent I detected was stale hair gel rising from his unwashed mane. The fingernails I’d noticed him picking at inside the Mysterious Book Shop were yellowed at the base, a sign of ill health to go with his teeth, which gave him the look of a man who’d lived on coffee and cigarettes for much too long.

  “I’m here to do you a favor, Jessica,” he said in a hoarse voice that pushed out breath that stank of whiskey. “You’re going to be thanking me a whole lot. Oh, Mrs. Fletcher, you have no idea.”

  Seth and Mort looked at each other and then at me, as if for a cue. I’d seen that look on Mort’s face plenty of times before: his cop look, his eyes fixed on Thomas Rudd as if he were studying a lottery ticket to see if h
e had a winner. Had he been allowed to carry his gun in New York City, I imagine one of his hands would have instinctively strayed toward it.

  “Is everything all right, Thomas?” I asked, my lame question originating from the fact that I didn’t know what else to say.

  “No, it most certainly isn’t. I’m being robbed.”

  I nodded, trying to show as much compassion as I could, given all that I’d heard about Rudd’s plight. Looking at him now, it was hard to reconcile this disheveled man with the cult figure whose picture had graced the back cover of dozens of bestselling paperbacks and who had been proclaimed the King of Noir once by none other than the New York Times Book Review.

  “And so are you,” Rudd continued, his eyes seeking me out and fighting to focus. “You’re being robbed, too.”

  I could tell how increasingly uneasy Seth and Mort were becoming with the whole scene. “I’m staying overnight, Thomas. Why don’t we meet up to talk in the morning? As you can see, I have company. I’m sure this can wait.”

  “Just like you’re sure you’re not being ripped off by our mutual publisher. And you’re wrong there, too, because no, this can’t wait. It’s waited long enough, dollars being stolen from us by the moment. Ching, ching, ching!” he added, doing his best impersonation of an old-fashioned cash register.

  “Thomas—”

  His voice plowed right over my words. “It’s the royalty statements, Jessica! Or should I say the lack thereof.”

  “Thomas,” I said, loudly enough to keep him from interrupting me again, “there’s a time and a place to discuss this, but here and now isn’t it.”

  Rudd picked up a roll from the basket in the center of the table, put it back, and plucked another. I wondered if his financial ills had reached a point where that would pass for dinner.

  “Do you still live in the area?” I continued. “Your apartment’s just a few blocks from here, isn’t it?”

  “For now, anyway.” He frowned. “Only thanks to rent control.” He seemed to be settling down before his hollow cheeks went flush again. “He’s a crook, Jessica. You may think he’s your friend, but he’s not.”